are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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