they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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