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  Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.

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• Upside: You can send a text message with no spelling or major grammatical errors. Things are looking up.

  Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:11pm

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  • Smarter THAN a 5th grader...

    Submitted by derp26 on Aug 10, 10 at 6:47am

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    • Yes, but I’m considering it one of the minor grammatical errors. The kid clearly needs something to look forward to. haha

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 2:17pm

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• No shit it's not Friday. Did you ever consider that not all people immediately send to TFLN when they get a funny text, or that maybe it takes some time for it to get approved and posted?

  Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 9, 10 at 11:16pm

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• A trailer park!!!

  Submitted by fairgax76 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:55pm

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• 609... your life is headed for the jersey shore..

  Submitted by yathatsme on Aug 10, 10 at 12:19am

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• Has anyone ever actually won that show?

  Submitted by dre623 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:50am

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• to an aa meeting?

  Submitted by haha1 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:07pm

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• Look on the brightside, it's Monday. You have a whole week to turn it around.

  Submitted by dmb41 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:19pm

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• Haha1, very well said

  Submitted by Aruexp1 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:08pm

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• I'm from Scotland.

  Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:04pm

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• Exactly what I was about to say, bluegirl25.

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Aug 9, 10 at 11:37pm

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  • :)

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:01am

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• I hope this is sarcastic... otherwise I don't know what's worse: the fact that this text CLEARLY has spelling and grammatical errors, or that 45 other people didn't think it did either.

  Submitted by yeaaaah on Aug 10, 10 at 11:38am

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  • @bluegirl25

    Submitted by yeaaaah on Aug 10, 10 at 11:42am

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    • I said “no MAJOR grammatical errors.” Then instead of Than and a few commas or apostrophes out of place aren’t the death of the English language. It’ll be okay.

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 2:21pm

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      • not knowing the difference between "then" and "than" is pretty bad. sorry someone on a website doesn't agree with you... it'll be okay!

        Submitted by yeaaaah on Aug 10, 10 at 3:40pm

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        • ;) no worries, I won’t lose any sleep over it.

          Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:17pm

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• the sad thing is you sound proud.

  Submitted by unbiased on Aug 9, 10 at 11:25pm

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• Lol that's awesome.

  Submitted by PotHeadGirl420 on Aug 12, 10 at 6:05am

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• Wow this sounds like me, gotta love that vodka

  Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Aug 10, 10 at 8:00am

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• The vodka did it.

  Submitted by 82797 on Aug 11, 10 at 10:22pm

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• Falcon PUNCH!

  Submitted by austinonymouss on Aug 9, 10 at 11:05pm

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• Now we see the early writings of Chelsea Handler

  Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 10, 10 at 4:41am

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• @austinonymouss- peekay thunder!!!

  Submitted by mermaidman on Aug 9, 10 at 11:57pm

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• Idiot

  Submitted by gtl25 on Aug 12, 10 at 1:50am

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• Well obviously it's not Friday, so you def. aren't smarter than an 11 year old

  Submitted by thatguy117 on Aug 9, 10 at 11:09pm

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• Yeah! Your headed to walmart!!!

  Submitted by SheepDogOne3 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:42am

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• Yeah to third grade!

  Submitted by bitch_im_fly on Aug 13, 10 at 2:55pm

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• Only in Jersey

  Submitted by joeshmo89 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:03pm

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• @Bluegirl texting 'then' instead of 'than' is a pretty major error..haha. \nSo yeah, there is no upside.

  Submitted by Brentman12 on Aug 10, 10 at 12:53am

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  • I’m gonna count that as a grammar error and give the kid some credit. haha

    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 10, 10 at 1:02am

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• Back to elementary school

  Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 11, 10 at 12:47pm

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• Shme?

  Submitted by jskebu on Aug 9, 10 at 11:15pm

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