My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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