She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
wow bdsm is so cute
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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