whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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