it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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