Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
