used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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