I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
