just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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