Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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