so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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