I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i out mim tonsoeep
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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