I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
