I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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