Porn is love you can see.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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