whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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