I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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