He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize