Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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