So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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