I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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