Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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