He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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