the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
