you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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