there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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