i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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