he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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