That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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