garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
