I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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