help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
