Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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