I'm eating all of the evidence.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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