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So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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