Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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