Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
i now understand why vodka
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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