he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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