Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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