You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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