My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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