I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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