I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Slut skills are useful in every country.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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