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Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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