in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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