Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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