Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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i lost interest at Jessica...
nice
Wow! She is OP. She should get some cum proof mascara, smoke weed instead of drink, and be a little less self absorbed!
The whiskey is a better friend to Jessica than OP.
I think Jessica is the OP
Bitch stfu
Lame. Whiskey offers a world of adventure, none of which has been described. I say fake!
NOPE. WAY too long.
Wearing an 8th grade bikini too?
I'm never getting about 4 sec of my life back. Fuck Jessica and her bullshit.
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