And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
