I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Of course I have a pirate flag
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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