i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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