There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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