i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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