when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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