Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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