I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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