It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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